Today, my 16 month old son managed to contact the fire brigade... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2019 22:48

Today, my 16 month old son managed to contact the fire brigade through our house alarm. A fire engine turned up. They then had to come in and inspect the house 'just incase' despite me telling them there was no fire. They reported it as an 'unsupervised child incident' over the radio. Mum win

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