Love: Today, I woke up single because I told my boyfriend last night...

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By brew44 - 17/03/2016 14:24 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I woke up single because I told my boyfriend last night I was going to get a tattoo to commemorate my first vacation. Apparently, that's a relationship breaker even though I have ten tattoos already...FML

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