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By CharmedFML - 30/03/2016 17:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I went on my first ever date. I ended up bringing her back to my place and watching a movie. My dad got home an hour later and they met. My dad, to me, started talking trash about her and saying she was a lost cause/ baggage to me and not worth it. While she was still in the room. FML

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