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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 14:15 - United States

Today, I went on a hike. At the parking area, they have self-service pay stations. I went around asking multiple people if they have change for $20 for the $5 fee. Without even checking their wallets, they all said no and told me to go to the closest town. The closest town is 2 hours away. FML

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