Today, I went home from work with a terrible flu. A couple hours... - FML

carefulwhatyouwishfor - 11/04/2018 10:13

Today, I went home from work with a terrible flu. A couple hours later explosive stomach virus started. I was sitting on the toilet, simultaneously coughing and spewing my guts, half-delirious from fever, thinking, What else, universe? And then I got the worst menstrual cramps of the last two years. FML

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