Today i was travelling on a public transport where 3 ladies were...

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 12:04

Today i was travelling on a public transport where 3 ladies were sitting in front of me facing me and i wasn’t aware for good 5 minutes that my fly was open and they could clearly see my check underwear...FML

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