Today, I was removing a dead fish from a fish tank in the lab... - FML

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By TheLousyFisher - 23/03/2018 20:13

Today, I was removing a dead fish from a fish tank in the lab I work in. The fish broke into several parts and gave a foul stench causing me to vomit. The fish are contaminated and will take a few months to restore. I have to explain this to my boss when he returns from jury duty next week. FML.

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