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By PandaGoats - 11/02/2017 23:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I was petting the neighborhood cat that hangs out at my friend's apartment sometimes. We went inside and I started to pet her cat. I forgot he wasn't fixed and so he sank his teeth into my arm because he hates that cat and I smelled like him. FML.

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