Today, I was on a double date with my best friend and these two... - FML

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By DeniedByDocks - 04/04/2018 11:13 - United States - Auburn

Today, I was on a double date with my best friend and these two girls. After dinner, we went back to their place. My date asked me if I wanted to go outside with her to the dock. Once sitting outside, I tried to kiss her, but she pulled away and said, "Sorry, I am actually just the wing girl". FML

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