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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 03:12 - United States - Newville

Today, I was nice and moved to the left lane to let a car merge in while driving home. I didn't realize how close to my exit I was and I tried to get back over to the right lane, but the asshole next to me purposely sped up so I couldn't get in. I missed my exit and got lost. FML

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