Miscellaneous: Today, I was in PE class. Some kids got into a fight and the...

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By Kapoa - 01/03/2016 19:22 - United States - Riverside

Today, I was in PE class. Some kids got into a fight and the smaller kid was punched in the face, causing blood from his nose to splatter all over my shirt. I'm now being blamed for the fight. FML

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