Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving down the highway. As I past a large dump...

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By mybaby - 23/02/2016 17:51 - Ireland - Skerries

Today, I was driving down the highway. As I past a large dump truck, I spotted what looked distinctly like my bike's licence plate. I was later called by my mechanic apologising for a mix up with the scrap yard. FML

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