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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 22:03

Today, I was crying my eyes out in the break room. Over a dozen co-workers walked by and nobody even said so much as hello. The best part? I was crying because someone had thrown my coffee creamer away. So yeah, thanks for that Aunt Flow. FML

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