Today, I specifically told my mom to give me $20 for food on...

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By but why - 25/06/2018 17:07 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I specifically told my mom to give me $20 for food on a field trip. She apparently forgot, because I am now in a restaurant with no money to buy food with. Everyone else has food. I haven't eaten in 9 1/2 hours, and I'm starving. FML.

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