Today, I left the house in a rush, no shower, no deodorant, no... - FML

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By Skidzythesloth - 21/02/2019 17:57

Today, I left the house in a rush, no shower, no deodorant, no teeth brushing, mud on my pants, in the rain. I go to school for 8 hours with hundreds of high schoolers that are dressed and showered well. I stink so bad and I still have 4 more hours to go. FML

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