Miscellaneous: Today, I heard about a freshman party happening this weekend... - FML

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By NickACD - 09/03/2016 00:06 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I heard about a freshman party happening this weekend which is supposed to have drinking and sex. I thought to refrain from those and just be social, but when I asked where it was the answer I got was the location followed by,"Just don't come expecting to get any." FML

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