Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to a peer in my healthcare class that...

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By missadell - 01/03/2016 02:32 - United States - Statham

Today, I had to explain to a peer in my healthcare class that men do not in fact have periods and that no, they cannot get pregnant. I don't know what worse: the fact that she tried to argue or that we are in high school. FML.

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