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By SmexyMan - 24/10/2018 21:10
Today, I had just finished having sex with my girlfriend for the first time. She finished me in her mouth. A couple minutes later I kissed her, apprently she hadn't swallowed. Instead she spit it in my mouth. My immediate reaction was to puke... into her mouth. I'm now single. FML