Today, I had been boasting to my grandmother that I've never... - FML

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By Christina Winden - 09/12/2017 11:31

Today, I had been boasting to my grandmother that I've never been in a car accident. Around 6pm I swerved to avoid a deer that leapt into the road unexpectedly and ended up in someone's yard. The deer and I are fine. The car, which was my grandma's, is totaled. FML

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