Today, I found out I can't get the anxiety MED refill that my... - FML

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By Coyote - 23/12/2017 17:59

Today, I found out I can't get the anxiety MED refill that my doctor told me was the "last thing I should have anxiety about". I run out Monday. I start a new job Wednesday. I can't function without it, especially not if I go into withdrawal from it. Merry Christmas! FML.

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