Today, I finally decided to create a Tinder account. In my profile... - FML

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By Pad - 16/01/2018 05:01

Today, I finally decided to create a Tinder account. In my profile I specified I was looking for women. About half an hour after I created it, I got my first Super Like. Excited, I rushed to find out who it was. It was from a guy, which was bad enough; This guy also happened to be fourteen. FML

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