Today, I dreamed that I gave a presentation in class, but everyone... - FML

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By It came true - 16/01/2018 15:57 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I dreamed that I gave a presentation in class, but everyone laughed through it and I realized I was naked. I got through the real presentation and was telling my friend about the dream during gym class. While changing, my friend yanked my towel, leaving me naked in front of the whole class. FML

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