Today, I blasted multiple loud farts outside thinking no one...

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By "BadLuckBeauty92" - 05/04/2018 18:50

Today, I blasted multiple loud farts outside thinking no one would hear or smell them as it was pretty windy. A girl from my class walked by me mid-fart and looked me straight in the eyes. She told the whole class. FML

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