Health: Today, I am so sick it's hard to breathe. When I asked my mom...

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By sickie - 12/03/2016 19:52 - United States - Junction City

Today, I am so sick it's hard to breathe. When I asked my mom to take me to the doctors she just told me "You're fine! Why would you have to go to the doctors?". FML

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