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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 10:22 - United Kingdom - Sacriston

Today,for the tenth time, I told my neighbour to double check my cat isn't in his shed when he locks it up, his response"it will teach the cat a lesson if he is dumb enough to go in", he now expects me to clean all the cat shit and piss out of his shed after not checking for the cat first. FML.

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