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By nails too long - 10/03/2016 03:34 - United States - Cupertino

Today at school, my friend told me he'd give me $5 if I grabbed some girl's hand. I agreed not knowing the big deal. The second I touched her wrist, her hand lunged for the back of my hand, her nails sinking in. She hit three veins causing me to bleed like a fountain. He knew this would happen. FML

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