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By Kay42 - 22/02/2016 21:24 - United States - Abbeville

Today, at school, a girl sat across me during lunch. We talked for a little while and then she just randomly askes, "Will you go to prom with me?" I was so shocked that I spit all my coke on her. After that, I said "Yes." Then she said "Nevermind." FML

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