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By mushman - 07/03/2016 23:41 - United States - Edison

Today as I was leaving work, I was walking out the main door and looked back to see if anyone was behind me so as to hold the door for them. Not looking in front I knocked over a toddler who was walking by with her dad. Before I could say sorry he knocked me over. FML

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