Today, after finishing the paperwork on an apartment my brother... - FML

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By Baddog - 11/08/2018 05:34

Today, after finishing the paperwork on an apartment my brother and I were looking to move into together I learned something new about the dog he is bringing that I thought was a nice dog. Turns out it is very poorly potty trained, likes to chew on everything and barks a lot when no one is home. FML

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