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By JustAnotherBean - 11/03/2016 18:45 - United States - Lebanon

Today, after finishing my final exams my mother has pestered me about for the quarter; I went home to find that she had found the 650$ i was saving to go on a trip to disney with my choir. She gambled it all away, and I worked for months for that.FML

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