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By hcditfi5foygy - 09/05/2018 07:37 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my dad and I were going to fix our leaking roof on our trailer we live in. He's 73 and can barely stand up, but insisted on doing it himself even when I told him that I would do it instead. I said he would fall. He disagreed. Guess who was right. FML

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