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By Anonymous - 29/04/2018 06:24

Today, my brother got his 3rd tv, this goes perfectly with his xbox 360, ps4, ps3, and top of the line gaming computer. My mom grounded me and threatened to cancel my phone number because I didn't do my laundry in time. My brother had clothes in the washer and dryer that has"getting tomorrow". I'm 18. He's 15. FML

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