By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 06:06
The Top
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By ktmla - 11/05/2014 04:13 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
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By imsorrytimmy - 02/04/2009 15:34 - United Kingdom
Show us what you can do
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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley
Getting hot in here
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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France
Snoopy
By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London
By ash - 13/06/2011 03:20 - United States
Sounds healthy
By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 10:00 - United States
Banger
By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento
Surprised indeed
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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States
Very funny, Mom
By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
Clumsy
By Manic Mushroom - 27/09/2019 08:25
Manic Mushroom tells us more.
Oh damn, my first submission got published!! 😂 As for putting them in my mouth and then taking a drink, first of all I take a good half a dozen pills at night and would still have to tip back to get them in my mouth. Second, I have fibro so my meds are restricted and coated with a bitterant to deter people taking them accidently. The taste is enough to make me gag, so I have to take a drink first so they don't touch my tongue. It actually took a day or so for the pain in my face to stop and my voice to not be raspy anymore, but I'm good now. I'm used to hurting so it don't really bother me all that much, I was just shocked at the new level of clumsy I had ascended to!
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By Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States
Nice try
By hkbaer - 27/09/2019 22:00 - United States
By annoyed - 29/07/2010 08:02 - United States
BoondockSaint9 tells us more.
Hey, this is the OP...just made an account to clarify this. She painted my room black, then tried to paint turquoise stripes over it. The hardwood floor might be fixable, yeah, but getting the black paint out of my white carpet...? Not so much. Not to mention she broke my patio door to get in...and she tried to poor the extra paint down the drain in my bathroom sink, so that's all clogged up. Needless to say, she's not my friend anymore...if I can get her to pay for the damages and a painter to fix my room, I won't press charges.
Missing the point 101
By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02
By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville
Pets 4 life
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Denial
By Anonymous - 02/06/2021 10:59 - United States
Too real
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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 16:27 - United States
Wham bam thank you ma'am
By Noname - 11/03/2009 07:37 - United States
Coach Class
By GetFuzzy - 18/10/2019 12:00
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OP here. To those of you who referred to me as "he"... I'm a girl :) I work at Hollister and the jacket is actually one my friend from Georgia gave me. It's his school jacket so I'm not sure why she wanted it. #1 Damn straight. #2 We don't but I'll make sure to put it in the suggestion box :-) #3 I was worried she would try to jack it (get it)... #18 I would've assumed the same thing had it not be from a school in a different state. #24 It's one of those things where it's only nice to me for sentimental reasons haha. Thanks though. #28 Although that is often true my manager is really cool so after the whole thing was over I was able to explain exactly what happened and I didn't get in trouble. #44 Thank you for your novel :-) you rock. #48/71 (and anyone's else who wanted clarification): I know your comment was buried but actually we do have that exact rule. We aren't allowed to have any personal items visible except for the clothes/accessories we are wearing (which are required to be from the store as part of the dress code). My jacket was actually behind the counter in a place not visible to customers and had she not been walking behind the counter (against the rules btw) to get to the dressing rooms she never would've seen it. I just couldn't include that in the 300 character fml. #64 I'm guessing that was a joke :) But if you were serious then if you are ever working in retail don't do anything like that unless you want to get fired. #67 More than you know. #74 Nah, she was just a bitch. #73 By fill pup I'm assuming you mean follow up. But you're right some people can really be jerks sometimes! #88 Exactly. #66 Obviously (not a) Product #83 The only place I told her to go was hell.. Wow, just kidding, that was dramatic of me. But no it was a school jacket. #84 I'm sorry that sucks.. Sorry this is so long I wanted to try to reply to as many people as possible. -Katie