By aabadaba - 01/04/2013 05:23 - United States - La Mirada
The Top
Slacker
By UnderAcheiver - 26/08/2016 20:46 - United States - Cypress
By Anonymous - 25/08/2016 00:36 - United States - Westerville
Sex ed
By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States
Roommate From Hell
By bigbuldge - 17/09/2019 00:01
By that girl - 08/04/2014 23:06 - United States - Bessemer
Rocky VIX
By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06
By thx. - 04/08/2016 20:35 - United States - Denver
By cmerr - 19/03/2009 07:40 - United States
Boom!
By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wigan
By Raven3434 - 27/09/2009 18:33 - United States
Raven3434 tells us more.
By Moanie - 15/03/2009 22:45 - United States
Mind your own business
By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 12:00
Uncanny
By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States
Drunk online shopping FTW!
By danielesnaranjo - 31/10/2019 16:00
By Manly Sneeze - 07/07/2016 11:34
Reasoning
By okay then - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Avon Lake
By chinaski7628 - 15/02/2014 07:11 - United States - Glendale
chinaski7628 tells us more.
Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.
Observational comedy
By JackOLantern2099 - 17/12/2019 18:00
Official meeting
By Anonymous - 03/01/2020 18:33
Temper tantrum
By QueenCortana Tiffany Turner - 07/02/2020 14:00
Go away
By pokèscared - 10/03/2020 05:00
Do that again
By lotrgeek - 13/02/2012 13:37 - Canada
First impressions
By I think its dead - 15/01/2013 07:33 - Canada - Brandon
Dad Jokes, part 36646
By JackSoda - 26/03/2020 17:01
Prank of the day
By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale
Marriage (Dress) Story
By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 17:00
By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 21:33 - United States - Carrollton
One ring to…
By bchorror - 22/04/2020 02:00
By kattylizbeth - 15/05/2016 02:03 - United States - Southfield
kattylizbeth tells us more.
Hey, guys, OP here. I'm not even sure if I'm following up correctly, but here goes. My sister is almost 9, and I pissed her off because I didn't want to go to her softball scrimmage (yep, scrimmage not game) because I was going to Six Flags with my school. Apparently, this warranted her putting cat shit on my bookshelf/nightstand. Props to her, it was the worst thing to come home to ever. I didn't prank her back, she's 8. I did take away the pooper scooper though, lol
Keywords
Just to put it out there, he had complete kidney failure. He is now on dialysis. His kidneys are toast and he needs a transplant. Apparently it was caused by years of high blood pressure. His kidneys were in trouble before we even met. And I had been encouraging him to go to the doctor. He had seen a few doctors, but nobody diagnosed him until his lungs were full of fluid. He can't drink too much fluid because he can't get rid of it without dialysis. He cant eat too many fruits or vegetables because he can't process out the extra phosphate and potassium. He also has to limit his sodium, but that wasn't part of my original post. Just wanted to clarify things. Thanks to all of you out there who offered support. Its been a really hard time.