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Fair Warning
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Danger zone
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By Cat’s dildo - 29/11/2018 02:53
Alaina Heuerman tells us more.
Alright I didn’t really wanna follow up but I need to clarify. HE IS NEUTERED he has been since we got him. Also that was my blanket but it very recently became humping blanket 2. Let’s just say he really likes soft fluffy blankets. So all of mine... (yes that’s him in my profile pic btw)
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Happy New Year!
By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Glenfield
Get out of the way
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Classic
By rejected - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Happy birthday!
By secretsant4 - 09/10/2017 11:36 - United States - Philadelphia
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OP here. Thanks everyone for absolutely 0 zero sympathetic comments. Yes it was a legitimate reaction. The dose I was prescribed was way too high for my weight and I had just come back from a 7 hour time change so I took my pill about 22 hours apart instead of 24 which meant there was extra in my system, giving me the bad side effects like nausea and dry heaving. Not sure how I was supposed to know that was gonna happen and not go out. And to everyone telling me to go to the doctor what exactly would the doctor have done to stop me dry heaving?? For anyone who cares I went back to the doctor and they prescribed me a much lower dose (the lowest they make) and now I don’t have any side effects.
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Smile!
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The unexpected
By RikkiTikkiTavi - 12/11/2019 05:00
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op here! i submitted this two weeks ago and every thing is fine now, did get induced about four days later. since this is my first baby, it was expected of me to go over the due date :P we're both happy, healthy, and chilling with the new window ac.