By dope_mcfly - 29/01/2014 16:55 - United States - Keene

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML
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dope_mcfly 24

Hey, OP here. I would have mentioned in the FML that my work phone is one of those "dumb phones" and does not have any option to block numbers. After she did that for two nights in a row, I wound up setting one of the fax machine at my office to auto-dial her mobile and house phones every 15 minutes. Now, the only thing that wakes me up is the occasional user who forgot their login info, and my wife's odd food cravings.

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reneetlovesyou 30

She should be letting you enjoy your rest while you can instead..

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jayyboi2010 17

i would block her number. it sounds like she's just doing it to be aggravating.

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mkcherry 14

i highly doubt you can talk to someone that crazy and irrational. Id block her and make your wife do the talking its her psycho mother.

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tingtingmeg 12

why does she have your work number?

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fader48080 10

Tell her you will remember this when your deciding some day to put her in a home or let her live with you.

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cappellaaa 23

silence it or put it in a different room?

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sassy2085 16

Set you phone to do not disturb and put the important numbers from work only to ring through

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idecim8 5

Your mom is out of line. You'll get used to that on your own. She's trying to help but that's pretty rash.

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idecim8 5

He is the ******* man! "BOOBIES BE FREE!" Awesome

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Radayam 19

That comment would still be lame even if it was posted on the correct FML.

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