By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 71

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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

that's one badass cat you have there!

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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gosh why is everyone so against cats??!!! and LOVE the illustration!

She brings you live ones because she thinks that you're a cat-retard. You don't hunt and you seem to not know how to hunt. So she's teaching you how, because yes, she does care.

honetly... i think its so cute... or maybe I'm just weird lol!

Ransom_Rose 0

I love Simon's cat! Been watching for years, glad Simon Tofield likes FML haha

For all the people saying shit about cats: YOU ALL SUCK! I HATE YOU! IF YOU DON'T LIKE CATS, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! OP: Just a little lesson: your cat is bringing you those animals as a sign of affection, and thanking you for taking care of her. She's showing you that she appriciates it all. However, the reason she isn't killing them, is because she can sense that you have very bad hunting skills, and is trying to teach you to catch your own prey. In the wild, if you were her child, you would have to learn that, and she is trying to teach you. I have 4 cats, and whenever they bring me "presents", they're always dead, they always leave them outside, and I always give them treats, because we never have any mice in the house. When I first got them, every so often we would get a live "present", but when they saw we were able to catch them (we just put them outside instead of killing them), they didn't bring any live animals. She is just trying to help, and if you learn how to catch her "gifts", she'll stop bringing them back while they're still alive. She's just thanking you, so thank her back.

They get to say if they like cats or not - Guess what? I hate cats, i find them creepy. I prefer dogs. So what, I'm a horrible person now?

oh well, its good to know that by hating cats, i'm a horrible person... glad to know how civilized societies work

There is WAY too many cat lovers on this website... every comment about dogs in a positive light and cats in a negative way gets an instant thumbs down

kingsley_fml 8

Just recently discovered Simon's Cat, what neat illustrations!

QueenWasp 0

my thoughts exactly. same goes for the fools who hate domestic cats yet rave about tigers, leopards, lions, etc.