By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

that's one badass cat you have there!

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imaginaryvoice 18

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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MURPHYCHACHO 5

Then stop letting your cat outside, idiot!

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katgurl 13

I think this is my favorite illustration xD

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Sheffie 0

LOL the illustration.

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swec 0

Love the illustration picture.. :)

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IMaHATER 0

why cant the illustrators ever get the OP's sex correct???

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KelMarCos 3

If you go to the artist's website you'll discover his various youtube videos and his new book "simons cat". the cat in this illustration is the cat in all of the videos/book and the man is 'simon' the author (also in the videos). the artist illustrated this fml as an ode to "simons cat", if you're a fan of simons cat then you'll know the cat inviting all of the wild animals in for tea is a very simons cat thing to do. so it really doesn't matter if the OP was female because the illustration is exclusively referring to simons cat and using her fml as the story.

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Asscake 0

because it's not supposed to be the OP, but Simon.

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nebjamin69 0

So either keep the cat inside or don't let it back in...

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KaiddlesMonarch 0

Beautifully done. :] Keep up the good work, Simon!

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sophiemiranda 0

I love how all these people are saying how bad cats are when dogs kill over 300 PEOPLE a year in America, and WAY more are injured. A dog resently killed a BABY for trying to pick up food from the floor. I am not saying dogs suck, but cats aren't bad if anything. And good job Simon, I love your shorts :D

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