By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 71

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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

that's one badass cat you have there!

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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purplemnm 9

ting tang walla walla bing bang

lololol111 0

your cat is trying to teach you how to hunt better, that's why it brings undead animals for you; it's trying to teach you to be able to catch them and kill them, so you can improve your hunting skills basically, it thinks you suck.

bobbycar69 0

I happen to like cats. I like dogs too, I've just had cats over the last 20 years or so. My favorite cat did the same thing. We call it "catch and release" He would sit on the counter and wait for them to make a break for the water, and torment them again and again. I got used to it. He got a bird and when I came downstairs into the white carpeted living room early one morning, I thought my wife had purchased a grey throw rug. Nope, feathers about 4 by 3 feet. I think he thought they were in the witness protection program, and was doing us a favor.

you could always set up mousetraps in the house!

Backspacer17 0

If it were me I'd say its time to kill the cat. I'd rather do that than have wild animals creeping through my house. The cat deserves it.

adaliapeace 3

You should try to tame the wild animals it brings in. =D I would have kept them. Except maybe the mice because those ******* breed too much.

iHeavenz 0

Kinda sounds cute for some reason.

Yay, I instantly recognized the style from the little preview on the front page :) FML impresses me with the quality of their illustrators :D

i LOVE simon's cat! and i agree, FML rarely disappoints me with the quality of the illustrations they get. :3

I love this illustrator. Coincidentally, I have butchered mouse parts on my doorstep this morning.

Picture WIN. OP, it could be worse. My family's cat leaves dismembered cricket parts around sometimes, and the occasional dead bird under the coffee table. Often we don't notice until we vacuum under furniture.