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By published_anthropologist - 23/07/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I'm working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she's wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2016 11:49 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML

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By GodSquad - 26/09/2013 08:06 - United Kingdom - Blackburn

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

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Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML

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By Dave - 10/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML

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By astroloser - 07/03/2009 16:10 - Philippines

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

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By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML

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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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takemedown 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

Why would ANYONE think the pyramids were built by aliens from Mars?

starflake 3

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

I have a feeling your girlfriend has been watching too much Stargate..

Comments

newburton13 26

Saturday 3 March 2012 2:07

That theory has not been disproved.

aperfectxdeath 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:29

Theres plenty of evidence to suggest aliens exist. Watch some ancient aliens and open your mind. It's ignorant to not think alien life exists elsewhere. Blah blah it would take forever to get here even at light speed. Who says they're not a billion years more advanced than us and capable of FTL travel? Earth is relatively young compared to the rest of the universe so we can't really say it's not possible. It's just not possible for us.

coleboman 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:16

You sir have a problem of dumb bitch girl syndrome the only cure is to dump her

GothicAngel95 16

Wednesday 1 August 2012 17:11

Don't have kids with her O.P.!!

markuset 8

Monday 20 August 2012 6:24

I habe just one thing to add to this post: dump her shitty ass! you're way to smart for her!

evhrocks876 4

Saturday 29 September 2012 21:21

Hehe you have a B.S.

xgardian 15

Monday 29 April 2013 1:57

How does biology or anthropology make you know how the pyramids got there....?

DenBriZel 31

Tuesday 22 October 2013 12:46

Stargate. Love that show.

samlowksss 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 21:03

Hahahahahaha what the hell

Neckyl 6

Tuesday 21 January 2014 20:53

Really, "published_anthropologist"? She probably got mad because you started rattling off your credentials like an arrogant prick. Get over yourself. F her life for putting up with you.