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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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You deserved it 274 586

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 3 092

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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You deserved it 2 611

By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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You deserved it 8 863

Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 309

By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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You deserved it 165

Hangry

By Anonymous - 08/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML

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You deserved it 694

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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You deserved it 3 202

By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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You deserved it 2 246

hk_fml 9

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:55

you are such a douchebag.

PatientHope 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:56

**** your life? **** her life! You're an asshole.

Comments

craigahh 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:33

All of you people should notice that OP is a girl, not a guy. Note the name: pizzagurl

pxs 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:41

Pure bitch. No one deserves to get their food spat on just because some delivery girl wants pay for doing nothing. If you can't even do a simple delivery included in your job description, quit. And don't ever work in the service industry.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:41

Have a wuss #75. It's an FML, what's it to you? Do you really need to be self righteous on this website?

Carosello 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:50

no. just no. even if it wasn't a lady in a wheelchair you should never spit into someone's food. -_-

red156 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:54

i agree with everyone that it was a disgusting thing to do and u just dont do that kind of thing but the girl obviously feels really bad about it which is why its on FML

seayjoel 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:57

I don't get why you expect us to feel any symphony. You spat on somes pizza what do you think asshole you think your response will be something like. "omg you poor little thing, you spat in someones pizza"