By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 207
You deserved it 274 586

Same thing different taste

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"idiot" #1..my thoughts precisely. that is the most stupid and disgusting thing i've ever heard. if it's your job to deliver pizzas, wouldn't you be grateful that you didn't have to go so far, and that you would PROBABLY get a tip out of something that took you less time?? i wonder why we didn't see "today, i ordered pizza and tasted spit on one of my slices"

xxPrettyJane 0

holy shit, people, he should feel bad not be sent to hell. he spit in a pizza out of annoyance, like you've never done anything to spite someone you were annoyed with. spitting in a pizza is NOT a scummy-low-life-asshole-douchebag whatever. it was one action you know of, that you're reading on the internet. CHILL THE **** OUT

My gosh people, he didn't know the person was in a wheelchair! How could he? He got annoyed and probably shouldn't have spat on the pizza, but it's not that big of a deal. It's not like he got there and was like, "Geeze, you couldn't roll yourself three minutes away?" Cut the guy a break. He clearly feels badly or else he wouldn't have poseted here.

Rasnosaur 0

to #359...you should get your ethic check out... Issue #1 - He spit on a CUSTOMER pizza while being an EMPLOYEE. Issue #2 - What if there is some illness or sickness that he is not aware of that he has? Spitting at it would spread it toward others..WHO SHOULDN"T HAVE GOTTEN in the first place. There are some serious disease could transfer that way. Consider now has the seriousness of swine flu going around in US like this..really!? Issue #3 - The fact that he feel sorry not because he spit on somebody's pizza but rather the victim was a diabled person not that im angry with pizzagurl, but i just find it extremely unnecessary, not smart(as there are better way to get customers), and dirty

I don't think i'll ever get my pizza delivered again 0_O

It's an FML because he probably feels like such a ******* dick and he knows he's gonna get -50 karma points. haha! Regardless, you should never spit in someone's food, no matter how angry you are so you deserve to feel like crap.

alexturnerlove22 0

Whoa everyone, calm down. Sure, it's disgusting that the OP would spit on someone's pizza, but I highly doubt she is going to hell for that. It's not like she knew the person was disabled. I'm pretty sure she already feels like shit about it, so calling her a loathsome person is just kind of cruel. Next time you feel bad about doing something stupid, I'm sure the OP will be there to make you feel crappy too.

dancing_bear 0

In case you hadn't gathered it already, you, madam, are a grumpy, lazy, whiny arsehole. You're getting paid to deliver pizza and you get angry when someone asks you to, gasp, deliver pizza?! If the restaurant was busy wouldn't you have wanted to get out of there, even for a few minutes? And doesn't a delivery to a place nearby mean you get money for doing less work? I mean, if you knew the customer and knew they were a douchebag or if they were an arsehole to you on the phone I could understand you being annoyed but this poor lady did nothing but give you business and help you make money. Christ. And you also have the mental age of a five year old. Even if you were irritated thinking it was just students - and to be honest who cares if it was, the point of any takeaway is so people, students or otherwise, don't have to leave their homes - your first and natural reaction was to spit in their pizza? Exactly how old are you? It wouldn't matter even if they had been rude to you, you think the way to solve this problem is spitting everywhere? You're pathetic. And also disgusting. Do you know how many germs are in spit? Nobody - disabled person, student, innocent citizen taking advantage of pizza delivery - deserves to be forced to eat that. Not to mention the fact that it would have been so easy to remedy the situation when she opened the door and you were forced to focus on your arsehole status - you could have just pretended you messed up the order and gone back for a new one, if the restaurant is really so close by that wouldn't have taken any time at all. But clearly you didn't or this wouldn't be an FML. So not only did you behave like a first-class wanker, you completely failed to do anything about it when you realised what a wanker you'd been. You sad, sad person. And you deserve to get fired. Completely.

i think this is the most comments an FML ever got.

Minstrels 0

#364/alexturnerlove22, why the **** does it matter the person was disabled? It's wrong to spit on someone's food regardless of who the customer is, especially when it's your job, and you're GETTING PAID to do it! This is more than "something stupid". It's foul and disgusting, and I HATE knowing people get away with things like this, and that people this petty have a job at all. I'm not going to say this person deserves to die, but they're a pretty foul, nasty, despicable person. I hope she feels like shit. Maybe she'll learn. And I would love for the OP to be there next time I do "something stupid", because it would just remind me that there's people out there who've done things much more stupid than I. :]