By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 207
You deserved it 274 586

Same thing different taste

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#319, you are a moron. Do you have any idea how much bacteria is in your mouth? And this person spit it on someone's pizza. Get some perspective. This person deserves to be fired and jailed. God only knows what they had in their mouth minutes before they spit... Probably the same thing that will be in their mouth in prison.

tokyooo123 0

hahaha 348. and i ******* hate these "I'm a total dick head wha wha wha. FML" fmls. seriously? just stop being such a damn douche. that poor girl has to eat your nasty spit.

RavenBlackEye 0

I've been coming on this site for a while but have never bothered creating an account before now. But it was worth creating an account especially for you - you are a prick. And to those who've wondered if we'd have such a problem if the woman wasn't disabled - I would. I don't give a shit if she's disabled or not - it's still a disgusting level of respect to show any human, mobile or not, who's never hurt you. There could have been a massive number of reasons why she couldn't make it out, even if she wasn't disabled. Even if she WAS just being lazy - she's paying the money, what the **** is the problem? Was she even to know that you're busy? You're either hyper unintelligent or you're just a nasty bitch. Probably both. I've worked in those sorts of jobs when I was younger and if the pressure of that is too much for you to handle before you turn into a spiteful **** then you can't be too clever, and I'd strongly recommend you never have children or embark upon a serious career - you won't hack it. What kind of moron can't handle being a pizza girl? It's not that poor woman's fault that you ****** up in school and don't have the brains for a proper job. Did you make it right and 'fess up and buy her a new pizza with your own money? No, course not. You could have righted your wrongs when you realised but I'll bet you didn't, you took her money and came whining on the internet expecting sympathy. I won't be dramatic and say you deserve to die - that's a bit extreme. But you're a vile person and I hope I never have the pleasure of meeting you.

You ******* ****. Seriously. You're really that bitter that you spit in peoples food cause they're paying YOUR wages? **** you, you ******* ****. Jesus.

awsnapitsrachel 0

you're kind of an asshole, eh? :/

..oh yeah and when I worked at Dominos - the 2 minute by foot jobs were my favourite. 50p petrol money and a chance at a tip? Wtf is wrong with you? Christ almighty, get a ******* life. Also love to 350 :D

Doesn't everyone realize that half the FMLs on the site are made up? Don't take shit so literally. Yeah, it sucks of it did happen but it most likely didn't. So stop all your bitching.

**** you for spitting in people's food.

NoBounceNoPlay 0

You really think this dude' gonna read all this? :/ ... or any of this?

That's ur ******* job u get paid to deliver and, hold up this is though, to wait till someone opens the door :-o .. I hope u meet ur fate and eat someone elses spit