By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
I agree, your life sucks 110 253
You deserved it 17 616

Same thing different taste

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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

silkee_shiny 0

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xoxoninaxoxo 0

im soo sorry, happy birthday hun. hope your day's better.

Wow. I'm so sorry. Happy Birthday. Hope you can find someone worth your time.

cadet_cinnabunz 0

psh i do the same thing we prolly have the same shower head XD

ryguy997 0
JamesM9794 0

i feel so sorry for you - i know the feeling, but im only 16 so, not really

varkey 7

i thought showerheads were for taking a shower...