Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

Comments

cobanjo 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 22:44

Everyone knows Pokemon is an exception

CS30_fml 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 7:42

Let's face it, most people still play pokemon, me being one of them

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:34

haha I beat platnium in a week, and black in four days. Pokémon's the shit.

thedevilcries 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:17

Wow. I like Pokemon but girls>Pokemon

JayyKitten 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:08

I would do that

Neorecon19 18

Sunday 4 March 2012 11:12

I love the fact that people assume the guy is crazy for choosing a game over sex, but it is possible that sex isn't everything? It is possible that the social interaction of the game with friends and the hype of the game's release had his attention over sex? Plus he would have had that day planned long beforehand. Why do people not realize that just because OP was a little hot-n'-bothered and that her bf had 'other engagements' that doesn't mean that she's not important to him or that he isn't interested in sex? It's like you think there is nothing else worthwhile to the existence of mankind other than nailing each other like 2x4s

terranomony 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:16

This is a win xD

Joshito_Taquito 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 23:05

At least it was for an amazing game

ChaosOfDarkness 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:01

Yeah! Pokemon! Yes I'm a girl. Yes I'm 14. **** off haters.

MyWorldAway 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:42

I HATE VIDEO GAMES. SINCE WHEN DO GUYS CARE MORE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES THAN SEX OR ****. I WILL ADMIT I LOVE SEX ALOT. I ALSO ENJOY ****. WHEN MY BOYFRIEND CARES MORE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, AND SPORTS (WHICH ONLY HAPPENED ONCE FOR BOTH) I TOLD HIM IF I DIDN'T GET MY NEEDS MET HIS NEEDS WOULD NEVER CONCERN ME AGAIN. HARSH? MAYBE HOWEVER, I HAVE NEEDS.