Transportation: Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with...

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 33 572

Detained

By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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Classic mistake

By 暂不提供 - 02/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML

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Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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You deserved it 581

Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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You deserved it 11 293

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 185

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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You deserved it 1 778

kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:39

Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

Comments

mattiscool 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:24

holy shit.... 1868 think YDI 1868 think YLIF

Eggtart 18

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:25

Wow. This is really close but I'd have to say YDI.. you should have remembered it

tjd13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:45

thats what you get for not living in jersey you wouldnt have to get out of your car

BabaBlackShirt 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:55

O.o Forgetful people.

danisawesomerthe 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:01

Ooh that sux hope u didn't lose much money and call ur credit card company and tell them to turn it off

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:42

Time to make a ton of annoying phone calls, that really sucks. It's actually better to sign the back of your cards, it's much easier to get a fake ID than it is to convincingly copy someone's signature. Also, at the bank I work at, if the card is not signed when you walk in we can't do a cash advance for you even if you offer to sign it right there for this very reason.

jj732 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:08

heh @18 :]

castro4life 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:41

at least you found it,

Will09 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:44

Is it just me, or am i the only one who noticed the time this was posted at was 9:11 ?

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 17:03

This I'd why you NEVER EVER EVER EVER put stuff on top of your car! Seriously. So many fmls are like this . I still voted fml because now you have to do all that stuff but don't put stuff on your car!