Transportation: Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with...

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Detained

By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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Classic mistake

By 暂不提供 - 02/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML

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Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:39

Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

Comments

BaldOuting 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:16

i think it takes more effort to put your wallet on the top of your car than to put it back in your pocket where it is safe. think about that next time.

kadeouir 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:20

Are u serious #20 that's some well cool stories! And I dnt think I've ever used the phrase well cool before!

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:23

Thank you #22! I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not but I'll take it as a compliment :D Although, I wonder why the lady never reported that she found my mom's wallet...?

Peanu_theGreat 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:28

...does that mean you're ugly? D:

HTXMEX 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:31

YDI keep your wallet with you!!

TheGerman 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:33

YDI for not paying close attention to something that important.

bibchip 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:34

ps. #8.. at least in canada, its actually illegal and makes the credit card invalid if you write "see id" on the back of your card.. and dude, that totally sucks about all your money/cards etc.

thepunisher_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:40

hey at least you have something back, could have been worse

silverx10 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:03

Yeh, you deserve it. Your wallet either belongs in your ass pocket or your purse. Preferably the pocket, this way you can FEEL when it's not with you.