By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 511
You deserved it 153

Top comments

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

Comments

Equinox987 0

Hahahaha. I'm in love with your mum!

galad2003 0

I'm a guy and I never understood using a sock...

SpunkT 0

Ew.... wait did she pick it up and do that when it was still ... soiled? Either this is fake or your mom is ******* gross. I don't get why people think this is awesome. It's disturbing.

aubz6391 0

maybe she found it in the wash and knew it was his?