By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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loveaddiction 0

LMAO, sucks for you, but this is hilarious.

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JHunz 13

Probably the best thing I have read on here in a week

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meridon 0

hahaha wow that made me giggle. :D i mean... sucks for you, and i would have DIED if i were a guy and that happened to me.. but you gotta admit- it is hilarious. i commend your mom on her sense of humor.

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UnCensoredBitch 0

HAHAHAHA! Your mom is awesome!

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Nuell 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! oh my god ive been lolin for 10 min now and im still!!!

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revezone 0

awww ur mom so loves you look at that haha. i mean it was type ****** up but who knows maybe she had good intentions

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jillian_xx 0

HAHAHAHAAHAHHA OMG THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

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Jasper_fml 0

how many people jerk off in a sock? seriously. ps. your mom's awesome.

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BigLord 0

Omg that's gotta be the best mom ever.

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