By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 511
You deserved it 153

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HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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LMAO, sucks for you, but this is hilarious.

Probably the best thing I have read on here in a week

meridon 0

hahaha wow that made me giggle. :D i mean... sucks for you, and i would have DIED if i were a guy and that happened to me.. but you gotta admit- it is hilarious. i commend your mom on her sense of humor.

UnCensoredBitch 0

HAHAHAHA! Your mom is awesome!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! oh my god ive been lolin for 10 min now and im still!!!

awww ur mom so loves you look at that haha. i mean it was type ****** up but who knows maybe she had good intentions

HAHAHAHAAHAHHA OMG THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

how many people jerk off in a sock? seriously. ps. your mom's awesome.

Omg that's gotta be the best mom ever.