By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Jimboom 11

Be careful. She might have put hot sauce or something in there as an april fools joke and the face on it was all a distraction. Thats what I would do. :-P

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ur_life_fails 0

#53 LOL Chilli Powder....wait for it...PWNED!!!

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Ibeapirate 0

Your mom is a badass. That is just full of awesome.

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dumbdumb 0

Your mother is prolly one of the coolest people ever. I hope you laughed when she said that. HAHAHAH I love it!

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ammali 0

That is HILARIOUS. At least your mom didn't freak out or something... could have been worse, but still way embarrassing!

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CinnamonSpider 0

Oh my GOD that is the greatest thing I have EVER HEARD EVER. Your mom wins everything ever. XD

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ellebell 0

Bahahahaha your mom sounds freakin awesome....LOVE IT!!!

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sizemattic 0

HAHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAH! That's awesome! Does your mom put the sock on your hand and wack you off?

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laycee23 0

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

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unseen_fml 0

hahahahahahaha by far the coolest mom ever

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